Day off work illness?!
Question: Day off work illness.?
Skived the day off work need a believable illness, know it wasn't best idea :)Health Question & Answer
Answers:
The best sick day excuse is anything with diarrhea. When you talk about it be very descriptive, so the listener wants to throwup.
Example:
Boss.? I was sick all day yesterday with food poisoning. I called the Advice Nurse, and they gave me home remedies. I was shaking with chills, had cramps, and I had nasty runny diarrhea. It was like water was pouring out of my _____ . I tell you, I don't know what I ate, must of been that plate of pork tamales. At first I threwup 3 times in a hour, and then the diarrhea started. I had diarrhea all day. Right now, I feel an urge to stay near the toilet.Health Question & Answer
Example:
Boss.? I was sick all day yesterday with food poisoning. I called the Advice Nurse, and they gave me home remedies. I was shaking with chills, had cramps, and I had nasty runny diarrhea. It was like water was pouring out of my _____ . I tell you, I don't know what I ate, must of been that plate of pork tamales. At first I threwup 3 times in a hour, and then the diarrhea started. I had diarrhea all day. Right now, I feel an urge to stay near the toilet.Health Question & Answer