How do you get rid of the cooties?!


Question: How do you get rid of the cooties.?
i tried getting a cootie shot but they have some how formed an immunity to the vaccine through constant mutation which formed a mega-strand of cooties. what do i do.?Health Question & Answer


Answers:
I do a cootie exorcism dance.
It helps to light lots of candles, dress in a purple, and sing cookie monster songs. wrapping your head in tin foil is never a bad idea either. Health Question & Answer

did you drink a warm glass of goats milk after you received your cootie shot.? if not, this could be your problem. the butterfat in goats milk helps the vaccine to be properly distrubuted throughout your body. this works best if you actually nurse the goat so that the milk had no exposure to air and germs.Health Question & Answer

Try and avoid the source of the cookies. In my case it's men. It was tough, but after becoming a lesbian I have had no known cases of cooties. Good luck to you.Health Question & Answer

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cooties dont existHealth Question & Answer

Tell them it's Opposite Day. They'll be harmless then. Repeat daily until the infestation is under control.Health Question & Answer



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