I'm stupid and don't know how to lose weight?!


Question: I'm stupid and don't know how to lose weight.?
Hi
I'm too lazy to exercize, and I don't want to stop eating junk food.
I love cheese, and butter and bologna sandwiches. I especially like pasta dishes with just tons of chees and butter.
I'd rather watch tv and be on the computer than take a walk or go to the gym
I have workout equipment in the basement, but its too cold for me, and I'm really lazy
i know that weight loss is a $10 billion a year industry, and that the best way is to Eat Less, and Exercize More, but I'm stupid and lazy and want a different answer.

I know about frutis and veggies, but I think they taste bad.
I know how that my metabolism needs to be jump started, but I would much rather stay on the couch and stare the television.

I heard that YA can tell me how to lose weight without putting out any effort and that there are answers here that the real world won't tell me.?.?.?.?

What is the REAL answer to weight loss--- the one where I can just wake up skinny with zero effort and a twinkie hanging out of my mouth.?.?

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Answers:
Hey --

Well this is either #1 really funny or #2 really sad ...

#1 This is a funny satire on all the questions asked here about how to lose weight etc. etc.

#2 You really are serious and think you can become healthier by doing nothing to change your habits.

I'm really hoping that #1 is the correct one -- and thanks for the laugh !!

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