I fell over while hoovering?!
Question: I fell over while hoovering.?
and the hoover has got suctioned onto my privates.I've turned it off but it still won't come off.Any ideas,my wife gonna be home soon,and she won't be pleased if i've buggered the hoover up.Health Question & Answer
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I think you better tell her the marriage is off. You've found a new partner who just won't let you go! And you're quite attached yourself!Health Question & Answer
If you were hoovering as you say, there is no ways it would be stuck to your privates. If the hoover is stuck to your privates, then it wasn't hoovering you were doing !!
Now stop buggering around & get back to work !!Health Question & Answer
Now stop buggering around & get back to work !!Health Question & Answer
pull the end of the hoover off the hooved and run to A&E and tell them the hoover wont come off. tell your wife that the post man did it to youHealth Question & Answer
If you think we are going to beleive the falling over story you must think we are very,very stupid.Health Question & Answer
For this to happen, you must have been hoovering naked.Health Question & Answer
I would pop to casualty, they get someone like you in at least once a week.Health Question & Answer
^^Health Question & Answer
so immatureHealth Question & Answer
haha you tried having sex with the hoover
ha ha haHealth Question & Answer
ha ha haHealth Question & Answer
ha ha! that really made me laugh! thanks!Health Question & Answer
pull it off if u dont ur screwedHealth Question & Answer