How do i break my leg?!


Question: How do i break my leg.?
i need to break my legg to get a guys attention do u have any ideas tht would work.?

i need a way to break it fast!Health Question & Answer


Answers:
get something really heavy, like a cooler.

then sit down with the cooler on your lap and put your foot up on a footrest and drop the cooler on your knee



but you will be blinded by pain and screaming with agonyHealth Question & Answer

( YOU WILL NEEDNEED A TWO STORY HOUSE OR HIGHER FOR THIS TO WORK)

Uh, Let's see. Well you could light your mattress on fire... wait about 10-20 minutes for the house to burn on fire once you have panicked yourself enough open a window and fall out... but make sure you fall on your leg so it would break.

Just kidding, But If your serious...You really should go see someone who can counsel you, because your wacked.Health Question & Answer

You need to talk to your parents about this. No boy is worth pain. Do you really think that the two of you would be together 10 years from now.?.?.? And do you really want a guy that doesn't notice you unless you are injured.?.? Please, please, please talk to a family member or dr or counselor! PleaseHealth Question & Answer

A simple hi usually works when wanting to get someone's attention. What in the world would make him pay attention to you for having a broken leg.? It's not quite logical.Health Question & Answer

go see the doctor and he willl break it for you and then put it in a cast... You will be all right.... Hold it, hold it..... maybe you better go see a shrink........ Good luck Grant M in PennsylvaniaHealth Question & Answer

You will get his attention - for being a friggin loon!!!
And that will hurt really bad for a long time and maybe you'll give yourself permanent nerve damage or maybe even lose your leg - how would that be.?Health Question & Answer

That's how I get all my women. Too bad my body is riddled with arthritis from the breaks. C'mon there is an easier way to get a guy to like you than that!Health Question & Answer

You are just another one of those trolls looking for a cheap laugh. Get a life and quit trying to pull OUR LEG!Health Question & Answer



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