What if I'm really sick?!
Question: What if I'm really sick.?
I'm looking for any random person out there to diagnose some symptoms I have. I'm too lazy to get off my as* and go to a doctor, and i figure that anyone who has an internet connection is intelligent enough to diagnose me. So: if I have explosive diarrhea, splotchy redness on my face, maggots eating my right foot, and scales growing on my back, does that mean that I should continue asking stupid questions like this on Yahoo! Answers like so many other idiots.?Health Question & Answer
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Well, it sounds a lot like dragonitis with touch of idioicillis. It is tough to treat and the treatments are very painful and dangerous; but if left untreated will convert you to a kimono dragon in roughly ten thousand years.Health Question & Answer
Better check out those scales...sounds serious! ;)Health Question & Answer
Yes, wait it out for the right answer.Health Question & Answer
why are you so irritated.? you should smile more!Health Question & Answer
haha okay this made me feel a lot better :PHealth Question & Answer