How to measure a penis?!


Question: How to measure a penis.?
Im bored and i want to know how to do it the right way...anyone know how to.?Health Question & Answer


Answers:
Hi Clay, not that size is all that important but I'll answer your question anyway...

Here are the three easy steps to measure penis size correctly and give yourself an honest assessment about how you stack up to the male average of six inches:

1. In a standing position, achieve a full erection and align it parallel to the floor.

2. Lay a tape measure or ruler along the top of your penis with the end of it lightly pressed against your pubic bone. Don't be one of those pathetic men who jams it in so hard they draw blood just to gain a few tenths of an inch!

3. Read the measurement at the tip of your penis. That is your true length, for better or for worse!

If you are a little bit (or a lot) underwhelmed by your results, it helps to realize that most of the men you encounter who brag about their eight or nine inches are probably using one of the incorrect methods mentioned above to measure. Hope this helps.Health Question & Answer

Use a ruler or tape measure.?

If you want to make your penis larger, what you can do is rub bleach on your testicles, leave it there for about two minutes. Rinse it off, then after soak your testicles in grape or orange juice (grape works better) for 16-18 minutes. Then rinse that off. You will gain about an inch each time!
Don't do it more than three times per week. The maximum you can gain is four inches.Health Question & Answer

The correct way is with a tape measure up against the pubic bone, out to the tip of your erection, horizontal to the floor. Underneath conveniently adds an inch or two; and a ruler misses about an eighth of an inch, bcoz it doesn't start right at the edge.

Hope that helps. also circumference is taken with the same tape measure.Health Question & Answer

Once you are erect use a string (it's more flexible) and measure from the base of the penis to the tip. You have to measure from the top of the penis. Once that's done, measure the string with a ruler.

Check out this site for more info and pics.

http://www.sizesurvey.com/
http://www.sizesurvey.com/erectech.html
http://www.sizesurvey.com/strechtec.html
http://www.sizesurvey.com/headpic.htmlHealth Question & Answer

Measure it from the top with a tap measure. This is a question that most great thinkers have asked throughout to history. I too have asked this, I am just passing on the wisdom that was giving to me. I do commend you for having the courage to ask this question.Health Question & Answer

Measure from the bottom to the tip with either a ruler or measuring tape. You can either do this erect or flaccid. You will get a more accurate reading if you start at the underside of the penis rather than the top.Health Question & Answer

You need a 100m string and a brick.

Tie the string around the brick and then around your penis.

Climb the highest possible building and throw the brick off.

Instant $$$$ PROFIT!Health Question & Answer

erect it start the ruler at the base of the penis and measure up to the tip of the headHealth Question & Answer

From one end to the other.Health Question & Answer

it's not like it really matters.Health Question & Answer

use a ruler, and measure from the bottom of the stomach bitHealth Question & Answer

a string and a ruler and a really REALLY slow dayHealth Question & Answer

with your mouth.Health Question & Answer

Get hard and use a ruler.? roflHealth Question & Answer

1. get an erection
2. find a ruler
3. measure from base to tip
4. brag if ur big!
LOLHealth Question & Answer



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