Why does my dad fart so much?!
Question: Why does my dad fart so much.?
he stinks so much and wont stop. he farted on metan and the metal melted. could he be an alian.?Health Question & Answer
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AHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ARE YOU SERIOUS
AHAHHA OMG DUDE
thanks for the laugh :]
but if this is serious, uhh idk maybe he eats beans.Health Question & Answer
ARE YOU SERIOUS
AHAHHA OMG DUDE
thanks for the laugh :]
but if this is serious, uhh idk maybe he eats beans.Health Question & Answer
lol, it just depends on the body type and his diet, he may be like me, i am not lactose intolerante but when i mix certain diarys my body explodesHealth Question & Answer
MY Dad farts too and when i confront him he says NO I DIDNT and he gets all defensive. everytime he uses the bathroom he leaves it smelling like a **** hole.Health Question & Answer
What the hell.? Metal melted by fart that is impossible. Try consulting a doctor and tell him what you posed here. He will laugh.Health Question & Answer
Hahahaha my husband do that too hahaha,just because of the food that he ate,specially when he ate pizza...Health Question & Answer
the melted metal proves that he is at least half alien and that makes you a quarter alien. go back to your home planetHealth Question & Answer
Stop pulling my finger!
. . . ok wait stop pulling HIS
hahaHealth Question & Answer
. . . ok wait stop pulling HIS
hahaHealth Question & Answer
Did you do research on this. It's normal, people eat they fart they poop then start overHealth Question & Answer
Yea your dad is an alien. Mine is to. Everyones dad is one. Its wierd...Health Question & Answer
He probably eats at Taco Bell every night then goes outside, sees your Prias, then laughs so hard it all come out!!!Health Question & Answer
omg this is hilarious lol. my dad farts a lot too but luckily his dont stink he always want me to pull his finger. lol i love my daddyHealth Question & Answer
rotf XD
he's practicing for a big fart fight or something
yepyepHealth Question & Answer
he's practicing for a big fart fight or something
yepyepHealth Question & Answer
I think he stinks because he takes after your spelling.Health Question & Answer
As much as we resist, we all turn into our dads when we grow old. Then who's kids will say their dad farts a lot.?Health Question & Answer
he is definitely an alien and if he wants to do some anal probing on you it is completely normal.
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This question is ridiculous. Feed him beano.Health Question & Answer
Stop pulling his fingerHealth Question & Answer
Buy a can of wizzard and spray his azz after he farts.Health Question & Answer
he's definitely an alien.Health Question & Answer
because he's awesomeHealth Question & Answer
hahahahahah
grossHealth Question & Answer
grossHealth Question & Answer
No. The alien part was your mom.Health Question & Answer
Because he eats crappy food.Health Question & Answer
I can fart the top 40Health Question & Answer
His diet. He might eat a lot of foods that cause gas.Health Question & Answer
yah i tink hez an alian! report him to dee awthoritys!@Health Question & Answer
Buy him some Beano. Problem Solved.Health Question & Answer
He's running on fumes now. Pun intended.Health Question & Answer
No, he's not an alien. Some people deal with gas in different ways.Health Question & Answer
TO MUCH FIBER BUT IF IT IS A REALLY A PROBLEM THEY MAKE PILLS TO REUSED GASHealth Question & Answer