A toothpick is stuck up my boyfriends penis?? HELP.?!
Question: A toothpick is stuck up my boyfriends penis.?.? HELP...?
ok so this is what happened.. my boyfriend was out with his buddys at a bar, and he was SOOO hammered.. he could barely communicate.. idk what happened, but someone made him arroused, and he got a toothpick from the bar, and put it in his penis.. what should we do.?.?.?.?.?.?Health Question & Answer
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im laffin my balls off at this :) soz
if ur serious get a doctorHealth Question & Answer
if ur serious get a doctorHealth Question & Answer
EDITED: Ok you seem to be serious, so for real, you have to go to a doctor if you can't get it out.. The longer you wait, the worse it will be, and that HAS to be hurting him.. Forget the embarassment, it's either be embarassed, or get an infection and then go to the doctor and be even more embarassed.. He really has to go to the doctor.. There is NO WAY around it, unless you can get it out.. And it really can damage his penis.. This is what I have to say to him,
You were man enough to stick a toothpick in your penis, now be man enough to go to the doctor to get it taken out......and then I would suggest not drinking anymore......Health Question & Answer
You were man enough to stick a toothpick in your penis, now be man enough to go to the doctor to get it taken out......and then I would suggest not drinking anymore......Health Question & Answer
The best thing to do if it's too far to pull it out with your fingers is to get a tweezers and gently insert it a small way to grasp the toothpick and pull it out.. Though it'll be a little painful, it's better than having it stuck in there.. After it's extracted, it may sting to urinate from a slight puncture, but it'll heal on it's own.. Hope this helps..Health Question & Answer
Well, I suppose it's possible, a lot of people stick a lot of things where they don't belong........................
A trip to the ER is mandatory, or else permanent damage can result.. The ER staff has seen it all before; it's not as embarassing as having a lightbulb, flashlight, cell phone or pieces of fruit, etc.., stuck in the butt..
Go there, get it overwith, and the ER staff will have another story of someone rather unintelligently putting another something in the wrong place..Health Question & Answer
A trip to the ER is mandatory, or else permanent damage can result.. The ER staff has seen it all before; it's not as embarassing as having a lightbulb, flashlight, cell phone or pieces of fruit, etc.., stuck in the butt..
Go there, get it overwith, and the ER staff will have another story of someone rather unintelligently putting another something in the wrong place..Health Question & Answer
LMFAO if your joking............if ur not ur friend is in for a world of pain..........get him to a doc, where they will remove the toothpick from his urethra and assess the damage, lets just hope he doesn't have extensive damage, cuz he might have to get some surgery........but i think ur joking so lolz, i laughed pretty hard at that questionHealth Question & Answer
if this is seriously true give him some Advil and try to take it out like a tampon if he is in a ton of pain u HAVE TO BRING HIM TO THE DOCTORS sorry but it is really unhealthy for him
or just wait for him to take a pissHealth Question & Answer
or just wait for him to take a pissHealth Question & Answer
not a smart move he needs to go to the ER or the doctor to get it out it is going to hurt hopfully it doesnt splinter in there and cause an infection in the urethra..
curtdudeHealth Question & Answer
curtdudeHealth Question & Answer
try pulling it out with some tweezers or something or go to the emergency room.. he's got to pee eventually..Health Question & Answer
Make sure no one mistakes it for a cocktail weenie..Health Question & Answer
Make a video message.. Send it to me.. Pronto..Health Question & Answer
Gross.. Get a life.. Yeah right.. Lier, Lier, pants on firer..Health Question & Answer
cut off his penis, its the only way to save the toothpick,,,Health Question & Answer
CUT IT OFF NOW, BEFORE GANGREINE SETS IN !!!!!
P..S.. Whats your boyfriend's name.? Chip.? or is it Chuck.?Health Question & Answer
P..S.. Whats your boyfriend's name.? Chip.? or is it Chuck.?Health Question & Answer
If your sirious go to the hopital.... if not stfu..Health Question & Answer
Umm....HAHAHA........ just pull it out..Health Question & Answer
stop drinkingHealth Question & Answer
OH MY GOD..
im sorry the thought of this is too painful
go to ER now!!Health Question & Answer
im sorry the thought of this is too painful
go to ER now!!Health Question & Answer
go to the doctors NOW!!!!Health Question & Answer
send me a picture and ill believe you!Health Question & Answer
Dude......seriously.?.?.? Well I'll say if he cant get it out better rush to the ER......Good Luck........GEZZZZZ......LOLHealth Question & Answer
pee it out.?Health Question & Answer