I absolutely stink today with all the warm weather but its not bath day for another 10 days. What to do?!
Question: I absolutely stink today with all the warm weather but its not bath day for another 10 days.. What to do.?
I have an appointment at the DSS this afternoon..Health Question & Answer
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i want you! You are working your pheromones!Health Question & Answer
lots and lots of oldspice/brute/karate etc.. splash out on your special DSS day.. you could also say that you need extra funding for your carers component of your DLA as you cleary are not getting your hygine needs met.. you could also claim that your bath no longer can accomadate you and you need a special bath and a chair/hoist..
get the grant and keep the cash..
think outside the box crispy..Health Question & Answer
get the grant and keep the cash..
think outside the box crispy..Health Question & Answer
No wonder your name is "Crispy," one doesn't have to wonder why..........................
Not bathing for 10 days at a stretch will make just about anyone crispy, and isn't exactly pleasant for those around him, either..Health Question & Answer
Not bathing for 10 days at a stretch will make just about anyone crispy, and isn't exactly pleasant for those around him, either..Health Question & Answer
OMG, i`m stunned i don`t know what to say, except i don`t want to be that person who`ll welcome you at this appointment.. If i was, i`ll run for fresh air..Health Question & Answer
Stink the DSS office out.. If YOU don't like the stench, shove an air freshener down your drawers, and use some Wet Wipes round your partsHealth Question & Answer
flannel wash or just go natural - it is only an appointment at DSS after all!Health Question & Answer
Have you tried the cheap teenage smell of desperation.?
Thats right, Lynx is always there for you..Health Question & Answer
Thats right, Lynx is always there for you..Health Question & Answer
Well I can't say I'm shocked particularly......Health Question & Answer
Bring in alot of cloths pegs with you and start handing them out..Health Question & Answer
Priceless..........thanks, Crispy..Health Question & Answer
Cover yourself in mayonnaise......Health Question & Answer
Go for a Glasgow shower, just get a load of wet wipes and rub yourself down..Health Question & Answer
Get your mother to wash you down with a flannel and make sure she gets between the rollsHealth Question & Answer
Their problem, not yours..
They may hand over quicker, just to get you out..Health Question & Answer
They may hand over quicker, just to get you out..Health Question & Answer
Take A bath.. And Why do You Only Take Bathes Every 10 days..EwwwHealth Question & Answer
Why do you not bath every day.?Health Question & Answer
Erm.... Moving onHealth Question & Answer
I think you should roll around in the dirtHealth Question & Answer
dont worry they all stink down there, lolHealth Question & Answer
if you stink then you should take a bath or shower....Health Question & Answer
count your fat rolls, that could keep you entertained for hours..Health Question & Answer
Nice! Hope you don't catch busesHealth Question & Answer
it seems like a good idea to get a job down the sewersHealth Question & Answer
hippos roll around in wet mud to keep the flies away......
try thatHealth Question & Answer
try thatHealth Question & Answer
can't your wife give you a tongue bath.?Health Question & Answer
whats with your profile picture lol
pussyoleHealth Question & Answer
pussyoleHealth Question & Answer
just spray urself with fabreezHealth Question & Answer
never break the cycle,be strong......Health Question & Answer
no 1 believes u *** sake ur a skank lose sum weight then u wont stink u fat sh!t lol jkz =] xHealth Question & Answer
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick.."
-Bart SimpsonHealth Question & Answer
-Bart SimpsonHealth Question & Answer
why do you always ask the stupidist questions, do you think anyone actually believes this ****!Health Question & Answer