Whats the weirdest thing you have used or done while masturbating?!

I intentionally allowed myself to get caught by one of my girlfriends friends.. She was over hanging out with my g/f one evening and they were involved in the "girl talk" so I went back to my bedroom and started jerking off.. My bedroom door is straight across from the bathroom so anyone who goes to the bathroom can see right into my bedroom and my bed.. I waited for about 20 min.. until her friend went to the bathroom.. I turned on my bedroom light and layed out on my bed totally naked and erect going to town on myself.. I had my headphones on so it would appear that I couldn't hear anything.. As I layed there, the bathroom door opened and she started to walk out when she suddenly stopped and stared right at me.. She didn't move other than her jaw dropping and then a huge grin! After a few seconds she moved a little closer to my door and stood there watching.. It took me about 2 minutes to get off and she stayed there watching until the end.. As I started to get up to get a towel, she quickly left and went back to the other room where my g/f was.. It was awesome! A couple of weeks later, she was over again although she never said anything about what had happened, I did notice her going to the bathroom a little more than usual that night!Health Question & Answer

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Since I have a really good imagination, I, sometime, imagine that I'm having sex with my teacher.. However, most of the student hate her though, and she's not more attracting than any other teacher.. I just like mean women, you know.? They're unusual.. Anyways, I mostly think of my friends, or some girl in my class when my wang is working out.. You.?

Edit: Since I have low budget, sometimes I use Gatorade bottle.. I'm still amazed that my peanut actually fit that hole; lol..
You know, since I'm only about 5 inches, I remember back then I used to be able to lick the tip of my penis.. I was amazed! now, I can't do it..Health Question & Answer

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Listened to classical music, specifically Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers.. Did it every night for a week..Health Question & Answer

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ive used a liquid water snake toy u no it has water on the inside and a hole in the middle
it was super hard to get it to fit inside thoHealth Question & Answer

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I am a janitor at a school during the night, i'm 18 and i masturbated in a classroom just before mopping the floor! haha good timesHealth Question & Answer

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icy hot.. it burned like crazy.. why did i use it, i was curious..Health Question & Answer

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frozen glowstick

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I can suck about an inch down my own penis, I once came in my mouth ;)

Ps.. If u want to no more I'M me ;)Health Question & Answer

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i feel ashamed after :/Health Question & Answer

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pastaHealth Question & Answer

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Honestly, I shaved..Health Question & Answer

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thinkin about you and doing it at the same time xDHealth Question & Answer

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