Serious problem!!!?!
Question: Serious problem!!!.?
my friend told me that it felt good to put your penis in between the mattress while holding it down to masturbate ....well my fiance didnt tell me her parents were coming to visit....so i was trying the mattress thing out and my fiance parents walked in and seen me naked doing this technique......(note: her father is a priest and her mother is phycologist)......they seen me naked with my penis between the bed......i didnt know what to do so i started laughing as hard as possible and speaking spanish...... can anybody tell me what to do.? we are suppose to get married next month!Health Question & Answer
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ha.. nothing you really can do, just act like it didnt happenHealth Question & Answer
your friend is right, that is an EXCELLENT way to masturbate.. however, if you're doing it dry you're going to leave lots of scratches and friction marks on your penis! you don't want that, do you.? lucky for you, i have a solution.. you'll need a sandwich baggie and vaseline..
put the vaseline on your dick and inside the baggie.. put your dick in the baggie.. put your dick with the baggie between your mattress and pump away!
oh, and for your problem with the parents, there's really nothing you can do about it.. don't say anything to them.... it'll just be worseHealth Question & Answer
put the vaseline on your dick and inside the baggie.. put your dick in the baggie.. put your dick with the baggie between your mattress and pump away!
oh, and for your problem with the parents, there's really nothing you can do about it.. don't say anything to them.... it'll just be worseHealth Question & Answer
ignore it
act like it never happened
that's all you can do
seriously, how would you bring that up to them ...... "sorry i was masturbating between mattressess and you saw it, suffice it to say that wasn't my intention and i hope you'll grow to love me as your son in law and what do you think of this tux.?"
just no.. ignore it..Health Question & Answer
act like it never happened
that's all you can do
seriously, how would you bring that up to them ...... "sorry i was masturbating between mattressess and you saw it, suffice it to say that wasn't my intention and i hope you'll grow to love me as your son in law and what do you think of this tux.?"
just no.. ignore it..Health Question & Answer
I don't know.. How does that feel good.? Better technique, best ever..........Put some lube on and put your penis between your inner thighs when laying.. Move your penis up and down and around.. Trust me!! 100%..
But on the other issue, get a door lock.. Lol!! They probably will never respect you again.. Did they see it though.? Just try to let it past as time goes by there's nothing else you can do..Health Question & Answer
But on the other issue, get a door lock.. Lol!! They probably will never respect you again.. Did they see it though.? Just try to let it past as time goes by there's nothing else you can do..Health Question & Answer
LMAO!!! This has got to be a joke! Well did it feel good.?!.? LOL Wow just tell the truth, guess! No matter what you say or do they are going to think you have problems, just try your best to win them over.. Ask your girl what she thinks she thinks you should do, because she knows them better than you, so ask her.. lol WOOOOOOOOW! Better yet just act like it never happened and try to get on their good side.. Because talking to them may make them feel more uncomfortable.. But if someone asks, then tell the truth, "I'm a man and I have urges and I wouldn't won't to have sex with your daughter before we got married, I respect her to much" That may be a lie, you may have had sex with her, but at least you'll sound like you are some-what of a good guy! lol Good luck!Health Question & Answer
Let it be.. That's honestly all that you can do.. If you go up to them and try to explain then......
1.. you will make them even more uncomfortable
2.. you will bring it back into their minds and they will be thinking about it again
3.. you will make it seem like its a big deal to you, and then it will become a big deal to them
OR you could not talk about it and then......
1.. nobody else will eitherHealth Question & Answer
1.. you will make them even more uncomfortable
2.. you will bring it back into their minds and they will be thinking about it again
3.. you will make it seem like its a big deal to you, and then it will become a big deal to them
OR you could not talk about it and then......
1.. nobody else will eitherHealth Question & Answer
HAHAHAHAHAHAH............Oh My God, I'm going to throw up, that is hilarious.. I didn't know people actually had those "Meet The Parents" moments.. Anyway just apologize as much as you can, and say that it was a natural thing or need that most have.. Or perhaps, its one of those things that will never or should be talked about again........................................HAAHAAHAHAAHAHA......Health Question & Answer
there's not much you an do about it, just avoid talking about it and don't be shy or show embarrassment when talking to the parents.. do a few things for them so they don't look down on you and to prove your good for their daughterHealth Question & Answer
I laughed out loud when I read this.. If you're serious, I honestly wouldn't worry about it.. I mean, I guess they knew what they were doing, and it happens.. At least they didn't see you having sex with their daughter.. I would not bring it up..
But wow, that's really hilarious..Health Question & Answer
But wow, that's really hilarious..Health Question & Answer
I feel soooo bad!!! But the only thing i can think of is tell them the truth you cant make up a lie with that! as awkward as it will be it is the only thing you can do cuz if you lie they will think you are a lier for life! good luckHealth Question & Answer
Quite the predicament you're in......really not much you can do except for possibly explain to them what happened.. That, or just try and forget about it and hope they understand that you're a male, and you have urges..Health Question & Answer
that is f$$king funny as hell, but there is nothing you can do but prove that you are the right one for her, and possible tell them that you that you want that kept privateHealth Question & Answer
noting you can do so just lock the door next time..Health Question & Answer
Learn how to use the word SEEN.. You are getting married and do not know how to complete masturbation.? Is this a serious question or a prank.?Health Question & Answer
haha tell them you were "sleep walking"
idk hahahahahaha if i were you id say
peace out
go marry someone else
hahahaHealth Question & Answer
idk hahahahahaha if i were you id say
peace out
go marry someone else
hahahaHealth Question & Answer
bite the bullet and tell the truth the priest will know your lying and the psychologist will see through youHealth Question & Answer
ROFLMAO!
weirdo!Health Question & Answer
weirdo!Health Question & Answer
Are you joking.? If thats true i feel very sorry for you lol.. Im sorry im not sure what advice to give.. Im sure things will turn out ok tho..Health Question & Answer
hahahahahahaahahah! I thought these things only happened in movies!!!!!Health Question & Answer
You dont have to do a thing just remember to lock the door next timeHealth Question & Answer
move to another countryHealth Question & Answer
damn you're in a sticky situationHealth Question & Answer
Sounds to me like you're gonna havta marry the MATRESS!Health Question & Answer
hahaha uhm......cut your dick off and feed it to your father in law! works like a charmHealth Question & Answer
umm u were doing that with the bedroom door opened/unlocked.?Health Question & Answer
wow! i dont think u can make the situation n e better i think its one of those things u have to deal with it.. next time lock the doorsHealth Question & Answer
DON'T DO WHAT YOUR FRIEND TELLS YOU TO OR SAY YOU WERE CHANGING AND THEY WALKED IN AT A BAD TIME!!!!!Health Question & Answer
eww.. sorry, but i dont know whats going to happen...... EWWWHealth Question & Answer
you're ******Health Question & Answer
Oh jesus..Health Question & Answer