Hi i don't usually come to this category so i hope you don't judge me, because i have a problem.?!
Question: Hi i don't usually come to this category so i hope you don't judge me, because i have a problem...?
Basically i have had a thing for farm yard animals since i was young, nothing big like cows or bulls, just chickens and sheep mainly, i just can't help getting aroused when i see their fluffy feathers and lovely white wollen fleeces..I don't get it for say jungle animals like elephants or lions so i'm a little confused..
to cut a long story short i have met a woman that lives near the countryside and likes to go on long walks and as invited me to go on one this weekend, but I'm worried because there are bound to be sheep and chickens everywhere.. I'm thinking about wearing shades and a mp3 player to distract me but i don't want her to think I'm ignoring her if she wants to chat..
your help is greatly appreciated......
thanks......'Wil'Health Question & Answer
to cut a long story short i have met a woman that lives near the countryside and likes to go on long walks and as invited me to go on one this weekend, but I'm worried because there are bound to be sheep and chickens everywhere.. I'm thinking about wearing shades and a mp3 player to distract me but i don't want her to think I'm ignoring her if she wants to chat..
your help is greatly appreciated......
thanks......'Wil'Health Question & Answer
Answers:
You are such a whore and I love it......there's nothing wrong with you darlin, you just need to embrace your whoriness and go with it.. Just don't forget condoms, you never know what communicable diseases chickens and sheep are carrying these days..Health Question & Answer
Well this is different from the usual, "I have a bump,......" type fare usually found around here.. I take it you are wondering if it is a good idea to wear sunglasses & mp3 to distract you from your queer ways..
Hmmmm
No, don't wear the mp3 & sunglasses, just when you get friskty w/ your girl do it sheep style and have her wear a feather boa.. Then use your imagination.. You do have an imagination, don't you WIL.?
Hope this helps.. Send me pics please..Health Question & Answer
Hmmmm
No, don't wear the mp3 & sunglasses, just when you get friskty w/ your girl do it sheep style and have her wear a feather boa.. Then use your imagination.. You do have an imagination, don't you WIL.?
Hope this helps.. Send me pics please..Health Question & Answer
Hey Wil!!! Don't worry, there are a lot of bi-sexual men who have a thing for farm animals...... this was constructed just for you and your "fetish"
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she has a cavity that is pre lubricated.......... take a long hard pound at dolly before your walk and you'll be okay..
best of luck!!Health Question & Answer
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she has a cavity that is pre lubricated.......... take a long hard pound at dolly before your walk and you'll be okay..
best of luck!!Health Question & Answer
This is a very common problem.. It hasn't affected me, mostly because I'm allergic to feathers..
O..k.. here's what you should do..
Go out there the day before and disguise all the sheep and chickens as jungle animals..Health Question & Answer
O..k.. here's what you should do..
Go out there the day before and disguise all the sheep and chickens as jungle animals..Health Question & Answer
Well hello Dolly, your looking well Dolly, it's so nice to have you back where you belong..
Look out for ticks..
I guess you will be able to answer the old question bout why the chicken crossed the road..Health Question & Answer
Look out for ticks..
I guess you will be able to answer the old question bout why the chicken crossed the road..Health Question & Answer
What's the question.?
Should you wear shades and mp3 player while fking a chicken.?
You got bigger problems than worrying about eye protection and the right music..Health Question & Answer
Should you wear shades and mp3 player while fking a chicken.?
You got bigger problems than worrying about eye protection and the right music..Health Question & Answer
Sorry about your situation honestly.. But try to restrain yourself and have shades and also Mp3 as you are thinking but use them only when she is not talking to you..Health Question & Answer
Wil you know you get into trouble EVERY time you come into the mens health category.. turn around and go back to P&S now hurry maybe they wont know you were here..Health Question & Answer
Are you the predator the farmer has to worry about.? Wil, if she is dating you, i am guessing she would understand..Health Question & Answer
Wear tight underwear and over sized pants and a long shirt:problem solved
Colors..Health Question & Answer
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Well of all things.. Just what do you have against jungle animals..Health Question & Answer
keep ur attention off the animals and on ur friend, and if u do get hard id say the best thing is to tell her that shes making u hard even tho shes not doing anythingHealth Question & Answer
I snorted while laughing at ZzozZ's answer.. Does that make me a pig.? Do you like pigs 'Wil'.?
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you ever had but secks with any.?Health Question & Answer
lmfao...... i frickin hope your not serious man...... that is some f*cked up sh&t!Health Question & Answer
Just tell her about it........she might share your interest........Health Question & Answer