I got bit by an ant in the penis...?!
Question: I got bit by an ant in the penis.......?
Yes, I am not a troll at all, this is all true.. Well, actually, sometimes I like to be a troll.. But I'm not trolling this time..
Well, I got a new bed, but I haven't picked it up yet, so I had to sleep on my mattress on the floor.. Well, about 45 minutes ago, at 11:30(I wake up late......), I felt a sting on my penis.. I thought it was my zipper, but I realized I didn't HAVE a zipper.. So after a little dance, an ant came out of my pants(lol, that was completely unintentional for that to rhyme).. It was a carpenter ant, one of those big *** ants that bite..
I'm kind of scared of an infection, but there's no scar and it's not bleeding.. I'm pretty sure it won't, but I want to be sure..
And please, no jokes about the fact that a carpenter ant bit my wood.. Haha, very funny..Health Question & Answer
Well, I got a new bed, but I haven't picked it up yet, so I had to sleep on my mattress on the floor.. Well, about 45 minutes ago, at 11:30(I wake up late......), I felt a sting on my penis.. I thought it was my zipper, but I realized I didn't HAVE a zipper.. So after a little dance, an ant came out of my pants(lol, that was completely unintentional for that to rhyme).. It was a carpenter ant, one of those big *** ants that bite..
I'm kind of scared of an infection, but there's no scar and it's not bleeding.. I'm pretty sure it won't, but I want to be sure..
And please, no jokes about the fact that a carpenter ant bit my wood.. Haha, very funny..Health Question & Answer
Answers:
nice!!
i hope u killed the ant first of all and second i highly doubt it is infecting or anything heres a site u can read about it
.wikipedia..org/wiki/Carpenter_ants" rel="nofollow">http://en..wikipedia..org/wiki/Carpenter_a......Health Question & Answer
i hope u killed the ant first of all and second i highly doubt it is infecting or anything heres a site u can read about it
.wikipedia..org/wiki/Carpenter_ants" rel="nofollow">http://en..wikipedia..org/wiki/Carpenter_a......Health Question & Answer
If your........um........member looks and feels all right then it probably is.. If it starts acting weird (or however you would phrase that without sounding completely perverted) contact a doctor.. But carpenter ants aren't known as being poisonous, if you got bit by a red ant you may be in trouble.. Otherwise you should be just dandy, and now you have an amusing story to tell for years to come..Health Question & Answer
well one time I must of touched poison ivy and masterbated......I had poison ivy all over my penis in the 7th grade so your not bad off.. It did not itch untill I got an arrection......lol you will be okay buddy.. put sone o2h2 "hydrogen proxide on it"Health Question & Answer
"should put some peanut butter down there like ants on a log"
hahhah ..........sorry
anyways
if should be fine
take a shower with soap
clean everything so theres no bacteria
and unless you see any scaring 2moro
then you should be fine..
Good LuckHealth Question & Answer
hahhah ..........sorry
anyways
if should be fine
take a shower with soap
clean everything so theres no bacteria
and unless you see any scaring 2moro
then you should be fine..
Good LuckHealth Question & Answer
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I'm pretty sure your girlfriend does not appreciate the nickname "ant.."Health Question & Answer
You will be alright.. Just dip your finger in some rubbing alcohol and dab it on the bitten part of your penis.. Good luck!Health Question & Answer
Apply some neosporin to it:and you will be fine
Planets..Health Question & Answer
Planets..Health Question & Answer
apply some Oil of Oregano to the wounded site..Health Question & Answer
well go to a doctor .. .. .. .. .. ..Health Question & Answer
an ant tried 2 rap u......but u managed 2 fight it off well doneHealth Question & Answer
basically you were molested by that ant.. i would file a suit immediately.. good luck..Health Question & Answer
You misspelled "aunt.."Health Question & Answer
Kill that ant.. Kill it, Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Health Question & Answer
hold on i have to get this out..
LMFAO!!HAHAHA ROFL!! OMG OMG!
okay..
lol go to the doctors......Health Question & Answer
LMFAO!!HAHAHA ROFL!! OMG OMG!
okay..
lol go to the doctors......Health Question & Answer
haha lol OMg!!! well after my laugh........ haha..............
ok..........
you need tto see a doctor about it..
lol and sorry...... its just funny!!Health Question & Answer
ok..........
you need tto see a doctor about it..
lol and sorry...... its just funny!!Health Question & Answer