Hi hope this is the category where people don't judge?!
Question: Hi hope this is the category where people don't judge.?
right here goes....
i have been seeing this woman now for a while and our sex life is great and at first her food fetish was so sexy..We used to use fruits like strawberrys and whipped cream and incoperated ice to stimulate erogenous zones..But now things are getting out of hand..
Now she wants to eat pot roasts off me and in the mornings she wont eat her rice krispies unless they are en bedded in my butt cheeks, now don't get me wrong I'm into fun but my carpets are now ruined..Anyway things came to a head yesterday when she asked me to dip my penis into onion gravy before she performed oral and it burnt like mad and now its all sore....
so my question his......
should i finish with her and buy carpet cleaner or buy heat protetant durex and continue with our relationship....
thanks for not judging......'Wil'Health Question & Answer
i have been seeing this woman now for a while and our sex life is great and at first her food fetish was so sexy..We used to use fruits like strawberrys and whipped cream and incoperated ice to stimulate erogenous zones..But now things are getting out of hand..
Now she wants to eat pot roasts off me and in the mornings she wont eat her rice krispies unless they are en bedded in my butt cheeks, now don't get me wrong I'm into fun but my carpets are now ruined..Anyway things came to a head yesterday when she asked me to dip my penis into onion gravy before she performed oral and it burnt like mad and now its all sore....
so my question his......
should i finish with her and buy carpet cleaner or buy heat protetant durex and continue with our relationship....
thanks for not judging......'Wil'Health Question & Answer
Answers:
Dump the hooker.. The penis burning isnt from the onion gravy........Health Question & Answer
I think you just have to sit her down and explain your feelings to her - is she aware you feel this way.?
She'll probably be mortified to find out you would rather disscuss it on Yahoo than say to her.. She might be under the impression you also enjoy this..
Give her the facts and if you can't resolve the problem then you should part ways..Health Question & Answer
She'll probably be mortified to find out you would rather disscuss it on Yahoo than say to her.. She might be under the impression you also enjoy this..
Give her the facts and if you can't resolve the problem then you should part ways..Health Question & Answer
i'm not judging you, i have actually thought this would always be hot......now of course i would want you to douche out your hole so its nice and clean in there, but i've always thought it would be hot to eat a hot dog out my mans butt hole.. has she done that yet.? if so, was it hot.? i bet it made you wanna come with that hot dog sliding out massaging your prostate.?.?.?!!!!!Health Question & Answer
I hope this woman don't like curry or chilly sauces.. Or else, she will have chilly penis.. To teach her a lesson, next time when she asks you to dip into the onion gravy, you have sex with her immediately..Health Question & Answer
you need to spread plastic on the floor, how often is it you can find a woman who is willing o try anything.. your pretty lucky.. use the plastic drops for painters..Health Question & Answer
Well how much do you like this woman and how much do you enjoy her eating cereal from your a..s..s.?.?
If you answer those questions honestly I think you will be able to answer your own question..Health Question & Answer
If you answer those questions honestly I think you will be able to answer your own question..Health Question & Answer
Time for a new girlfriend
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And this time one that likes to eat at the dinner table and not while you two are on the carpet
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And this time one that likes to eat at the dinner table and not while you two are on the carpet
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Just stay away from the 'hot' foods..
Or give her a 'taste' of her own medicine have her dip her crotch in onion gravy, and see how she likes it..Health Question & Answer
Or give her a 'taste' of her own medicine have her dip her crotch in onion gravy, and see how she likes it..Health Question & Answer
wait till she wants weetabix for breakfast and a hot dog with onions and mustard for lunch followed by dick wellinton for tea think you should trade this model in and get a simpler one to maintainHealth Question & Answer
You can't break up with her now or she'll starve..Health Question & Answer
Did you ever read Pinocchio.?
How long is your nose now.?
Planets..
You think we are all daft here..Health Question & Answer
How long is your nose now.?
Planets..
You think we are all daft here..Health Question & Answer
be thankful she's not Mexican!!Health Question & Answer
Just watch out for what she does with bratwurstHealth Question & Answer
domp that ***** and get a carpet cleaner lay off the gravyHealth Question & Answer
Sweetness........
Just tell her all foods that come in contact with your precious hide must be room temperature........
Peace..Health Question & Answer
Just tell her all foods that come in contact with your precious hide must be room temperature........
Peace..Health Question & Answer
You better watch out she might try and eat you!Health Question & Answer
Yeah, you're trying too hard..Health Question & Answer
WHOA! good luck with that dude! She'd be out if I was you!Health Question & Answer
good luck mate, wouldnt like to be in your shoes!Health Question & Answer
Well this is just lie'sHealth Question & Answer
EWHealth Question & Answer
Your such an azz..............have sex in the bath tub............?
morning darlin........?Health Question & Answer
morning darlin........?Health Question & Answer
lmao! You dipped it in onion gravy!!
Ok, so you need to tell her something similar to what you have written above.. That you're into fun but it's going a little far - if she understands she might be a keeper.. If she gets upset that you don't share her fetish to the same degree, I would dump her, as it shows she cares more about living out her fantasies than she does about you.. Doesn't she care you got sore.? also if you do dump her, I would ask her to pay for the carpet cleaner..
I'd be mortified if my bf got his bits burnt cause of something sexual I wanted him to do!Health Question & Answer
Ok, so you need to tell her something similar to what you have written above.. That you're into fun but it's going a little far - if she understands she might be a keeper.. If she gets upset that you don't share her fetish to the same degree, I would dump her, as it shows she cares more about living out her fantasies than she does about you.. Doesn't she care you got sore.? also if you do dump her, I would ask her to pay for the carpet cleaner..
I'd be mortified if my bf got his bits burnt cause of something sexual I wanted him to do!Health Question & Answer