What's the fastest way to get rid of a Male dead body?!


Question: What's the fastest way to get rid of a Male dead body.?
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You'll need to burn the body then throw the ashes in the lake/river, then you clean the area and the weapon used to kill him.. Throw the weapon in the river while wearing gloves, to ensure that no trace of DNA is left on it.. Then you must check for people who may have seen, round them up somehow and burn them in a field or somewhere where it wont attract attention.. Then you must get rid of the ashes.. Ensure that all tools or areas used are either cleaned thoroughly or burned.. Then bury the cleaned ones and flee the area in a stolen vehicle, that way it will be a case of mistaken identity..
Or you can take the easy way out by cleaning any evidence of you and then the murder weapons handle or any areas you touched, leaving the old blood on it.. Put the victims DNA on it and plan it to look like a suicide.. This way however will cause a high rating of intelligence to make the weapon and body placed perfectly, along with the scene, or people will note it as murder..




Akaash a: How do you know this isn't hypothetical.? Do you really think that a murderer would ask a plain to see forum for ways to rid of a recently diseased corpse.? That would be highly illogical.. Unless of course they entered completely fake stats into there account and are using proxies combined with an strong IP hider...... Then its very hard to track...... And if they plan to flee they could go to a different country and then it'd be a while before they were found and caught anyway......Health Question & Answer

well see
what my guys did when they kilt somebody( gangbangers)
(don't ask)
was theyd either burn them alive and put the ashes in a ocean,
leave the body wherever and go to a diff state or something
or
take the body put it in a garbage bag
take 2 heavy duty chains, 2 heavy duty locks and 2 cinder blocks
put the chains around the garbage bag with the cinder blocks put the locks on......make sure its secure and wont come off
throw the body in a body of water somewhere
and make sure noones around


btw ive never done this
ive just know people i know talk about it and do it so yeahHealth Question & Answer

first off you know if anyone shows up missing.. this post will get you put in jail.. you arent hard to track.. they have programs that check posts within days and what is in it..Health Question & Answer

Throw it into the river and book the next flight to South America..

You'll get rid of it quickly, but it'll be found.. Hence the part about South America..Health Question & Answer

chop it up, mix it with quick lime and bury it.. it'll dissolve pretty damn quick and there won't be enough evidence left to say who it wasHealth Question & Answer

Fire of a temperature of over 2000 degrees.. cook extra, extra crispy..Health Question & Answer

take him over to Mrs.. Lovett's meat pie shop down on Fleet Street
she'll take him off your hands no problemHealth Question & Answer

Well that depends on the situation..Health Question & Answer

please tell me why you are asking this.. but guaranteed your going to get tracked down..Health Question & Answer

hydrochloric acid and a bathtubHealth Question & Answer

camp fire..

Come on a real killer would not be asking this question..Health Question & Answer

BBQ it and serve it to people and not tell em what it isHealth Question & Answer

do you really think this is a suitable question to be asked on here.?
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uh, why would u ask something like thatHealth Question & Answer

cut it up and burn it Health Question & Answer

TAR!!!!!Health Question & Answer

your nuts..Health Question & Answer

burry it or throw it in the ocean...... this is kind of creepy...... Health Question & Answer

WTF.?! i dont even wanna know! kinda creepy ur askin thisHealth Question & Answer

ummm..........................let me seeHealth Question & Answer

wtf
buiry him i guess or throw him into an ocean
u messed up Health Question & Answer



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