Penis trouble..Help?!
Question: Penis trouble....Help.?
Ok, so my **** Alfred has been acting up lately.. He's about my age and is 25" tall.. He's really usually quite pleasant to be around but lately he's really been causing me some trouble..
Take last night, for instance.. I was minding my own business sleeping away until a hard tug accompanied by subsequent strangulation woke me up..
I was terrified! I gazed down in horror and to my astonishment the perpetrater looking back with his one eye was no other than Alfred!
He looked me straight in the eye with his eye and whispered some penis tongue into my ear.. I didn't understand it but at the end of his speech he shouted at me, loosened his grip and went back to sleep..
He gets like this all the time!
I don't know what to do....
Help would be greatly appreciated..
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Take last night, for instance.. I was minding my own business sleeping away until a hard tug accompanied by subsequent strangulation woke me up..
I was terrified! I gazed down in horror and to my astonishment the perpetrater looking back with his one eye was no other than Alfred!
He looked me straight in the eye with his eye and whispered some penis tongue into my ear.. I didn't understand it but at the end of his speech he shouted at me, loosened his grip and went back to sleep..
He gets like this all the time!
I don't know what to do....
Help would be greatly appreciated..
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severe himHealth Question & Answer
I had similar trouble with mine...... and he's twice the size of yours...... so he is one tuff mutha fin Penis........ I found the best way to deal with them is a good spanking once a day that will shut the thing up..Health Question & Answer
Your penis stuck it's tongue in your ear.?
You must have a very unusual one.. Be sure to wash your ear the next time you bathe..Health Question & Answer
You must have a very unusual one.. Be sure to wash your ear the next time you bathe..Health Question & Answer
cut him off slowly and dont numb it, make it as painful as possible for you, you douche bagHealth Question & Answer
You need to show him who's boss, don't ever let your penis intimidate you! Punish him!
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Yeahh there are poeple called psychiatrists that could help you :)Health Question & Answer
hahaahaha oooooookay buddyHealth Question & Answer
wtf you named your penis alfred.?.?.?.?.?.?Health Question & Answer
im sorry to hear that
either go to couples therapy or cut him off
there really are no other optionsHealth Question & Answer
either go to couples therapy or cut him off
there really are no other optionsHealth Question & Answer
Sadly, you're not funny.. :(Health Question & Answer
He was tall enough to whisper in your ear.? Maybe I'd like to meet him! ; )Health Question & Answer
And this is a men's health question.?What a waste of space..
And it is not even remotely funny..
Space..Health Question & Answer
And it is not even remotely funny..
Space..Health Question & Answer
LOL
welcome to manhood..Health Question & Answer
welcome to manhood..Health Question & Answer
Go to a docHealth Question & Answer
Masturbate to calm him down................Good luck..Health Question & Answer
ok this was awkward but interesting lol.. maybe you should put him in a restraint.........?Health Question & Answer
umm......wierd but i guess you might need to jerk off or something.?.?.?.?......Health Question & Answer
no i am callingHealth Question & Answer
WAIT I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!
He said you're a complete tool..Health Question & Answer
He said you're a complete tool..Health Question & Answer
sounds like you still live at home with your mama i would get a lifeHealth Question & Answer
your title is lulzy i'm not answering dumb ***Health Question & Answer