How can I get my huge dick to stop growing?!


Question: How can I get my huge dick to stop growing.?
My penis is two and a half feet long, it touches the floor and helps me walk. I need it to stop growing before its too long for me to use as a cane cause I have a bad knee.Health Question & Answer


Answers:
That's an easy one!

Duct tape it to your ankle, and tuck the end into your shoe!Health Question & Answer

Donate a few inches to the red cross to help starving children in Africa... That and stop feeding starving children from africa to your penis...

Or better yet - join the circus! Health Question & Answer

Funny i wish i had that problem, well id say whack it with a hammer, if that doesn't work guess you'll just have to start screwing cows or horsesHealth Question & Answer

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You're a legend in your own mind. Maybe you should cut it off, unless you're a lizard it won't grow back.Health Question & Answer

Tie it into a knot and wear large underwear or a big thong.Health Question & Answer

sorry to break it to you, but rulers measure inches not feet, buddy. Health Question & Answer

if you are hungry put it in a meat grinder that would shorten itHealth Question & Answer

how many pant legs do you have for that monsterHealth Question & Answer

Rub Crisco oil on it , its shortening .Health Question & Answer

the question about having two penises was funnier then this oneHealth Question & Answer

I dont know manHealth Question & Answer

cut it offHealth Question & Answer

get festive, tie it like a bow tie for formal eventsHealth Question & Answer

what happen to your kneeHealth Question & Answer

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhha.wow that was stupid but hilarious one.lolololololHealth Question & Answer

*LAUGHS OUT LOUD*

That was my laugh for the day!

HAHAHA Nice one man!Health Question & Answer



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