Why can't I buy Penis meat at the deli counter?!
Question: Why can't I buy Penis meat at the deli counter.?
I'm just curious to see what this delicate piece of meat would taste like sauteed off with some onions with a glass of red wine. Can't find it in any supermarket.Health Question & Answer
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I sell mine at $10 an inch, so that will be $120, please.Health Question & Answer
I got an idea on how you can find out. Why don't you look up Lorena Bobbit and I'm sure she'd love to help you out. Then the 2 of you can have a nice dinner and a bottle of wine. May I suggest a nice Chianti and some farva beans.Health Question & Answer
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remember, you have to cut it open and wash it clean, or you'll have the taste of urine in your mouth..great aphrodisiac Health Question & Answer
remember, you have to cut it open and wash it clean, or you'll have the taste of urine in your mouth..great aphrodisiac Health Question & Answer
DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Health Question & Answer
You can. It's disguised as "bologna".Health Question & Answer
You need to find one of those 'old world' european delis. You know, one of those family owned ones where they scream at each other in some foreign language.Health Question & Answer
Dear Porking for Penis,
Um, I'd discuss this during your next therapy session!
Good luck - to you significant other that is...Health Question & Answer
Um, I'd discuss this during your next therapy session!
Good luck - to you significant other that is...Health Question & Answer
I'm happy to come round yours tonight and we can both find out... I'll bring the wine, You bring the penis :-)
Meh - we could find a penis together, then.Health Question & Answer
Meh - we could find a penis together, then.Health Question & Answer
if you really want to shove penis in your mouth go give a guy a ********. there isn't any other human meat in the supermarket dumb ***Health Question & Answer
Bull's pizzles are used now as a chewing treat for dogs!
Apparently at one time they were dried, tanned and used as a cosh.
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Apparently at one time they were dried, tanned and used as a cosh.
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i like trebs answer. i'd even offer to cook it for u and feed u it. though i doubt there would be much of itHealth Question & Answer
I bet if you find an ethnic grocer you will find it. Unlikely to be human though.Health Question & Answer
Have you ever seen that lunch meat called souse.? I'm sure that stuff has beni in it.Health Question & Answer
Penis .? No thanks I had a late lunch Health Question & Answer
Perhaps you should put your pecker where your mouth is and volunteer yours first.Health Question & Answer
pitifulHealth Question & Answer
Dude, maybe you should move to Germany.Health Question & Answer
Not much call for itHealth Question & Answer
Chop it of and SEE !Health Question & Answer
Lets grind yours and make a meal out of it.
I bring the champagne:real French
Au revoir
SpaceHealth Question & Answer
I bring the champagne:real French
Au revoir
SpaceHealth Question & Answer
you're crazy!Health Question & Answer
sickHealth Question & Answer
you mean pleasant.?Health Question & Answer
i've had the penis at the deli counter before.Health Question & Answer
you never wondered what hot dogs were made from....?Health Question & Answer