Why when i drink red wine on an empty stomach does it come out of my bum an hour later rather than my penis?!
Question: Why when i drink red wine on an empty stomach does it come out of my bum an hour later rather than my penis.?
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You have penis cancer.Health Question & Answer
That is odd. A doctor told me that the healthiest way is actually to insert the wine through the anus, it works more quickly, causes less brain damage, and it's almost guaranteed to come out of your penis. You just stick the bottle in and stand on your head for about 5 minutes (I usually rest my feet on a wall and turn the tv upside down for maximum comfort and entertainment)Health Question & Answer
Dont worry if its a one off,but if it happens every time ...see your Doctor.Liquid should go via kidneys to bladder and then out via urethra tube in penis but sometimes if fluid is excessive can go both ways!Bet it was a lot of wine!.?Health Question & Answer
no it will come out of your penis. as its only food that is passed out through your anus. the empty stomach will make you drunk quicker but its also not good to drink alcohol on an empty stomach, always eat something before drinking!Health Question & Answer
It's nature's way of telling you that you need to start working as drink dispenser at children's parties and magic shows. Health Question & Answer
Because for the last time, taking a red wine enema does NOT count as "drinking it".Health Question & Answer
it's God's way of telling you to quit drinking wine. drink a man's drink. drink a beer. drink Miller Lite.Health Question & Answer
Your penis my be clogged. Have a friend attach a vacuum hose to the end and try to suck out any blockage.Health Question & Answer
Its a genetic disorder called Diarrhea. Health Question & Answer
If you pray to Jesus it will come out of your wee hole. also make sure to eat the body of Christ before you drink his bloodHealth Question & Answer
Because you clearly do not have a penis.Health Question & Answer
Yes, just like transmission fluid.Health Question & Answer
See your GPHealth Question & Answer
you are intolerrent to the acids in the whineHealth Question & Answer
Too much acid man!Health Question & Answer