Mine doesn't look like a beaver or a cat, or any other woodland creature, so why do you call it those names?!


Question: Mine doesn't look like a beaver or a cat, or any other woodland creature, so why do you call it those names.?
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You obviously haven't extended your field of research to the eastern bloc countries. Back in 1350 the Romanian poet Vlad Basarab first coined the term "hairy animal" or "din p?r de animale" in his seminal work "Sunt prostituate familial?, cu" ("Prostitutes I am Familiar With"). The expression caught on, modified to suit the native fauna of the host country. Vlad also made reference to hairy armpits and oddly shaped pointy breasts that were endemic to the region. This appears to coincide with the period in which Vlad started wearing tight leather pants and frequenting the notorious Cluburi de placere pentru barbati, or Men's Pleasure Clubs.Health Question & Answer

Hi there
Probably just because of the furry sensation expected.
But if you prefer more clinical or anatomically correct descriptions, which would you choose, sexual organs, genitalia or what, and point out the romantic associations while you are at it, please.
also, keep smiling, it looks good! Health Question & Answer

Ive heard it called a beaver, monkey, muff, cooter, bird, cat(the nice name for it, lol) I honestly don't know where they came up with these names.Health Question & Answer

It also looks like a big, nasty raw oyster.

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They all sound like creatures that need to be kept in cages. Maybe that's the link!Health Question & Answer

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HA!...To get back at every time a woman laughed at the "inappropriate time...xxx
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LMAO!

So what does it look like then.?
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Coz it can purrrrrr!

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