If i masturbate with a container of yogurt, is it still masturbating, or sex with a food item?!

Question: If i masturbate with a container of yogurt, is it still masturbating, or sex with a food item.?

there's lots of different kinds to do it with too. there's regular yogurt. there's also light, chunky, and air puffed. i think my favorite it thick and creamy though. Health Question & Answer

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i like it.

who cares which it is.? either way, you've created a new flavor.Health Question & Answer

Well ... it "Could" be called "masturbation" OR it could be called "Sex with Food" ....

BUT; who really cares .? You aren't hurting anyone and not getting some girl pregnant etc ..so continue to have fun with food !!

Hey ..try a watermelon or Cantaloupe .... maybe pudding or jello ..... BUT whatever you do ...ENJOY !!!!Health Question & Answer

Haha
I think its masterbating since your not like inlove with the food. Your just useing it because thats the closest thing to a vagina that you have at the moment hahaHealth Question & Answer

That's still masturbation -- and masturbation is good for you. Don't sweat it.

HermesHealth Question & Answer

yea it's still masturbating
i do it all the time with the thick and creamyHealth Question & Answer

You are wierd, a new level of wierd. Get a girl.Health Question & Answer

Wow I thought I was the only who did thisHealth Question & Answer

.....I GET IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG WITH THE FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM STYLE!Health Question & Answer

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If i masturbate with a container of yogurt, is it still masturbating, or sex with a food item?!

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