People make fun of me for having a circumsized penis. What can I say back to them?!


Question: People make fun of me for having a circumsized penis. What can I say back to them.?
puns, minor insults, comebacks, etc. Health Question & Answer


Answers:
I'd definitely go with mock them for staring at your penis.

Or mock them for being so obsessed with your penis.

aka:

"Geez, I'm used to GIRLS being so interested in my penis, but you GUYS too.? Sorry guys, there isn't enough of me to go around"

or the old offensive:

"Dude, quit looking at my penis, seriously, are you gay for me.?!"Health Question & Answer

Don't need to say a thing, your girlfriend will love you for it ;) The extra ridge that you get from it creates more pleasure for a woman then does an uncut penis. On the down side (or upside.?) you get a bit less pleasure/feeling out of sex because the head of your penis is more toughened, usually causeing it to be a bit longer before you finish up.Health Question & Answer

Tell them flat out you didn't have a choice in the matter. Although the one about not having enough of you to go around is good too. But enough with the idiotic gay bashing jokes those are old, stupid and completely ridiculous. Guys stare at guys *****, it's what guys do. We like to know how we measure up, it doesn't make someone gay just to check out the competition. This is one (of many) areas where the rest of the WORLD is much more civilized than we are here in america. It's a penis, get over it.Health Question & Answer

How do they know.? Don't tell them and they won't know.. If they see then keep your pants zipped up. A lot of people are cut. Tell them to leave you alone. It's nothing to be ashamed of. If you wasn't cut then you wouldn't need to be ashamed then.

Don't let it bother you. Health Question & Answer

just ignore them. they are just picking on you because they know that it bothers you. if you ignore them they will pick on someone else. just be happy with what you have. if you need someone helpful to talk to, email me. i will help if i can. good luck.Health Question & Answer

Be like - At least I don't have a one eyed smelly snapping turtle for a penis!

For real though when you get out of highschool or where ever you are you'll learn in the real world the majority of people could care less. Health Question & Answer

Idk.
But I think circumsized is better.
Uncircumsized are a lot more unsanitary and are more prone to infection.
Sorry for tmi, but I'm just stating facts.Health Question & Answer

I think the best thing to say is to ask them "Why were you even looking at my penis.?" or say, "does it turn you on when you look at it.?"..just try to embarass them back.Health Question & Answer

Suck on this!!!

Kidding. Ignore them. So long as it works, that's all that matters. Health Question & Answer

Why do they even look at your penis.?...Health Question & Answer

how would they know srsly i think a comeback would be thats not what your mom said when i was f u k i n g her last nightHealth Question & Answer



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