Whats a healthier choice for dinner smegma or beanus?!

Smegma on a beanus tastes so good you won't care if it's healthy or notHealth Question & Answer

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Smegma is full of cholesterol and calories. Beanus is lean and full of protein, provided you "milk" the beanus first to rid it of calorie-rich beanus juice. The healthiest choice would be to eat a large serving of beanus, with a schmear of smegma on the side. Perhaps a mucous plug for dessert; it's rich in minerals and antioxidents

Me, I'm dining on Jil's crabs for dinner. Good luck!Health Question & Answer

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this is some fear factor shi.lol. I would throw in a bull testicle, and a fish eye and call it a smegma beanus bulls eye gourmet meal of the day. I like me some juices but smegma is really crunchy.lol. beanus is healthier.lolHealth Question & Answer

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Beanus is gluten free but high in protein...my personal choice. Smegma sounds like it is high in saturated fats...and possibly full of gluten...my new food allergy. Definately go with the beanus.Health Question & Answer

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A healthy diet consists of varying your nutrition!! I suggest alternating between licking the smegma and consuming the beanus ... you'll live 100 years. Thanks for your interest in health!Health Question & Answer

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Beanus. Just don't swallow.Health Question & Answer

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It would be healthier to throw up and then re-consume that... maybe on some toast or sommat.Health Question & Answer

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